jetson086's profile on bangme.net

About Me: hey what's up? i'm Jett thanks for stoppin' by. i go about 5'10" 175ish. i like to work out, play guitar, and golf, hunt, fish, camp, and just about anything else outdoorsy like that. ima total sick race fan of all motor sports. ill talk about your driver with ya no matter who he is or what he drives. other than that just hang out with friends, cruise around and make noise. if ya got yahoo gimme a holler, at jetson086 same as here. oh and theres a couple more pix there on my profile under the "my photos" link thing if ya wanna check that out.

well some things change some things stay the same

its been a while sence i wrote anything in here. i FINALLY got around to some more pics. so have a good'n with that... or not.

hey some fun stuff i totally jacked from my good buddy kayyla. check er out now, shes totally HAWT, and really really super cool. like way cooler than me. just dont tell er i jacked all this from her she will whoop my ass.

but i gave her kudos so maybe she will let er slid... just this once. love ya K

"I love syphilis more than you"

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big"

"Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, i shall KILL you"

"I'll handle it, I read a book about this sort of thing once"
"Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't..NOTHING?"
"Oh yeah"

"Aw, i think you may have hurt his feelings"
"And you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer.....actually, that's pretty good advice"

"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."

"Just wanted a spot of violence before bedtime"

"Lois, you've got a sick mind!"
"Peter, I'm talking about making love."
"Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money."

"I don't talk to people much. I mean, I talk to them, but they don't talk to me. Except to say 'your questions are irksome' and 'perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river"

"I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services."

"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about"

"Blah, blabbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone"

"We're all on death's door repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal girl scouts trying to make quota"

"Poor you, did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.."

"I lost my necklace"
"Well, did you try looking under the sofa in HELL?"

"And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore"

"May the forces of evil become confused on their way to your house"

"I, for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much i've grown."

"Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him, and you can try again"

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that"

"She irons her jeans. She's evil. She must be destroyed."

"Yeah. I mean, we read about it all the time. you know.. people meet on the net, they talk, they get together, have dinner, a show, horrible axe murder.."

"I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes in my dreams, you're all naked"

"OHH, your so fat and utterly disgusting, just look at you, yes, you would have butter on that English Muffin, wouldn't you?"

"As a psych major, I'm qualified to go hmmm"

"You want to look at the money? I find it always calms me."

"You stole a toothbrush. As far as rebellious teenagers go, you're kinda square."

"We should drop a piano on her. Well, it always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment."

"Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?"
"You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance."
"Yeah."
"No, they've never done that."

"Not only was she a girl, she was terrible"

"Evil beware, we have waffles"

"Okay Sci-Fi rule #1 Start messing with the past, and monkeys will be ruling in the future"

ons-
oh god i dunno um...
really awesome hair
full pouty lips
really cool chicks, (you know who you are)
nails on my skin (drive me up the wall)
toe rings

short skirts and shorts
nice tight tan stomachs (with rings)
other tasty peircings

glasses
hot chicks (you know who you are too)
can you tell im running outta crap

okay offs- ...um duck
dramatic chicks
fighsty girls
smokers
drug addicts
i think thats it im pretty easy

well thats really about all i got for now. love yall, bang ya later.